Bloody Sunday

American football ought not to remain legal long - not with the brain-damage suicides and other side-effects of this cruel and lucrative sport - so, if you're a fan, take advantage of perhaps a last chance to watch a Pro Bowl Sunday, Jan. 27. Sure, they're hitting each other with kiddie tackles (no sense getting paralyzed for a game that won't add to your lifetime stats), but next week's Super Bowl is such a drawn-out production, there's a good chance you won't make it to halftime. It starts at 11 p.m., so call your favorite sports bar to make sure it's on, or settle into a cozy herna.