Then don’t read this post. Or if you’re somehow compelled to read this post, against your will and in defiance of everything that you believe to be beautiful and true in this world, maybe keep in mind that you don’t have to leave a comment about how tired you are of reading about hamburgers. I [...]

Alas, there are no CVS , Walgreens or Wal-Marts that have entire, if not multiple, aisles dedicated to bags of every candy the U.S. produces dressed up in special Halloween colors for the holiday. Did I say alas? On second thought, it’s a good thing. Still, it’s easy to miss peanutbutter cups, orange-dyed creme Oreos, [...]