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10 DVD special features you wouldn’t want to waste your precious time on.
The Queen Compilation of all 53 of Her Majesty’s televised Christmas speeches.
Gone With the Wind Seventeen hours of previously unreleased footage. PLUS! rare interview with Clarke Gable: “How I kept my false teeth secure during the kissing scenes”.
Woody Allen Extended interview with the director on why he doesn’t believe in DVD extras.
The King’s Speech Those Oscar acceptances in full. PLUS! Colin Firth reads the tie-in book in its entirety. In character.
Ingmar Berman Collection The Swedish miserablist’s most depressing work, each accompanied by a new and exclusive Disney Pixar short.
Avatar Minimalist’s cut. No special effects, no blue people, just the bare bones story. As it was never intended to be watched.
Any kid’s animation film Footage of a celebrity in t-shirt and baseball cap reeling off endless bloopers to the obsequious laughter of audio technicians.
Black Swan Natalie Portman dance workout: pirouette yourself into a thinner, fitter mentalist.
Goodfellas All 300 of the film’s brilliant “f**k”s, now condensed into one juicy lump of explicit sound bitage.
Adam Sandler box set Film-by-film, scene-by-scene, line-by-line commentary from the actor on why everything he does is in fact very funny indeed.
“Colin Firth reads the tie-in book in its entirety. In character.” – very funny!